The Geoff Show broadcasts from 10pm to 1am Monday's to Thursdays in the UK, but you can get it anytime on the web:

www.virginradio.co.uk/geoff

There you can listen to the last few weeks' shows, get the podcast, see what we're talking about in the show notes and lots more.

Among the things we talk about are...

We went to the zoo/safari park/on an exotic holiday and guess what we saw a monkey do

The humiliation of rejection - Romantic knock-backs and the lengths I have gone to preserve my dignity

I work in a photo developing lab and guess what I once saw

My terrible faux pas

I've seen a famous person naked and I can describe it right down to very last detail

My nomination for the best facial hair in the whole of history goes to...

Have a closer look:

www.virginradio.co.uk/geoff